proclivityharbored asked: Dig the blog! Where do you get your inspiration?

For the last 40 years I’ve been conducting a genetic experiment, using baboons because they look fucking badass:

I’ve trained them to scour the Internet looking for pictures, which they then print out and bring to me.

Any baboon that brings me a motivational poster, a unicorn, a lolcat etc. is mercilessly slaughtered. The ones that bring me things that I like are allowed to breed.

Over thousands of generations I’ve bred a race of totally sweet baboons with impeccable taste, and I now have a warehouse full of them logged into tumblr, reblogging everything awesome that they find.